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Appropriate Registration Numbers

Discussion in 'Motoring Related Discussion' started by keefysher, Oct 16, 2018.

  1. keefysher

    keefysher Senior Member

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    Just got back from dropping my daughter at her school for tonights performance of 'We Will Rock You'.

    Wanted to look at the site of a house for sale so took the A33 back where you go 40, 50, 60, 70, 60, 50 mph over about 10 miles.

    As I entered the 1st 60 a BMW M4 indicated by blipping the throttle to make a sound like 'I have a small willy, let me through', and was overtaken by said car with a reg number X9 Gotta Small P3ni5.

    It raced off to a stop behind the next car in the queue changing down to make the sound 'I have a small willy and I'm behind you'. This pattern was repeated several times as the car slowed and accelerated needlessly to then say 'I have a small willy and am here, there and everywhere'.

    As I turned off to where I live it was alongside me, so I raised my pinky to let the driver know just what a small willy I thought he has...

    Tw4t :(:D:D:D
     
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    Sorry buddy
    Sorry buddy I was in a hurry . :)
     
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    keefysher

    keefysher Senior Member

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    I was peeing myself laughing at him all the way :D:D The registration was just so apt too :alien::alien:
     
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    M4's are lovely cars. :D
     
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    My old Tickford Capri Turbo in Black with Red leather interior, straight through pipes and cherry bombs was Luvverly when I was 19 terrorizing the streets at my Mum n Dads.

    Close as I will ever get to a Aston Martin :)
     
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    i love Jimmy Tarbuck's number plate - COM1C, very apt!
     
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    That's debatable. :)
     
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    similar thing happened to me yesterday on the M180 from Immingham , chap In a rather loverly e63s decided to try and intimidate me in my poxy lil Focus CC with all its stonking 136bhp ! just wasted fuel on me but he clearly had a point to prove to himself o_O
     
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    I had a white Golf right up my arse all the way from Walsgrave hospital to Rugby last night. I was doing the speed limit but taking it easy on corners as I had my father in law coming home after a knee replacement.

    Tailgating me is useless, I don't react and I don't speed up either, the only thing getting sped up is the tailgater's heart rate.
     
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    Heard Jim Davidson tell a joke about trying to buy that number plate from Tarby.

    Tarby said "you don't want that plate, cos you'll keep getting pulled over by the police".
    Davidson said "Why? because of the incorrect spacing of the characters"?
    Tarby says "No, under the Trade Description Act".
     
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    I slow down when someone sits too close behind. They don't get to stay close at speed, if they want to crash into me they'll do it very gently. If they fall back a little, then I resume my normal speed. The message get through eventually.
     
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    For the life of me I've never understood tailgaters. What's the point ? The brainless idiots just can't seem to understand what's likely to happen if the car in front has to brake suddenly. Nor do they understand they're not going to get there any quicker. It's my pet hate !!!!!
     
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    With the more brain-dead ones it can take a while....
     
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    I don't tailgate however if there is a car in the outside lane and hogging it, I do sometimes close up a bit to remind them that (a) someone is there and wants to go faster than them and (b) they should move over.
     
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    I do it constantly, don’t they know I’m in an AMG FFS??, the peasants/oiks should just get out of the way, I am considerably faster than any of them after all :cool::rolleyes::D
     
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