Who is your car

[Blobcat]

Or even a 'Hirst' - As in Damien... Probably with a few £££££££'s

 

[rio678]

Don't worry my Black 200T got called a hearse, (they were just jealous!)

My Moggy is called Bertie : o)

My Merc is called expensive brat

 

[The Hooded Claw]

Every car I ever owned was called ...BAS***D ..........Why????


Coz when you get in on a cold & frosty mornin the first thing you say is .................















"C'mon START YER BAS***D"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[eric242340]

I drive a new min cooper s, although im 54 years old and my company repair appros 70 Benz and 50 BMW a day. I call her lover,lover because she really pulls the ladies. Last night I had dinner with a little lady who owns a CLS 500, but she wanted to take my lover,lover home - but not me////b...s

 

[Hanz]

Isn't that supposed to be "hearse"?

You understood it didn't you?

A bit pathetic picking up on an odd spelling mistake do you not think?

It's not like I type like a crackhead.

 

[OmniCognateNeutronRangler]

blimey, everyone seems to be getting touchy at the moment what with the spat between Blobcat and Malcolm, now Hannah's getting upset.

You're all ruining Christmas for me :sad: !!

For once Hawk, it seems you and I are probably getting on better than everyone else

Tis the season of peace and goodwill, so snap out of it or I'll be round to box your ears.....

btw, I don't type like crackhead either, just someone who is really really really bad at typing

 

[Hanz]

I'm sorry Omni, but that winds me up that someone is so particular about a spelling of something! I could understand if I typed "lik dis u no coz"... But I don't.

It was just a petty remark towards me which to be honest was pathetic.

Anyway, I got a photo that will cheer you up, give me half hour.

 

[Shambolic]

On the subject of spelling etc i saw a cracking printout with all the words spelt wrong and jumbled up on purpose. Which you could understand perfectly it was a trial type thingy to show that humans see words in their heads and only need the main letters to "get" the word.
Now if only i could find it!!!

 

[Blobcat]

On the subject of spelling etc i saw a cracking printout with all the words spelt wrong and jumbled up on purpose. Which you could understand perfectly it was a trial type thingy to show that humans see words in their heads and only need the main letters to "get" the word.
Now if only i could find it!!!

Try post No.36 in the attached thread. This maybe what you are looking for; http://forums.mercedesclub.org.uk/showthread.php?t=20617&page=2

 

[robparker]

an ex girlfriend use to call my old 240td, which is now sold, the "dodgey ghetto mobile" i dont know why, it was very nice i thought!!!!

 

[C220GJS]

Anyway, I got a photo that will cheer you up, give me half hour.

If Malcolm expires when he sees you at least he will have been very happy in his last moments, you are a wicked girl Hannah.

 

[OmniCognateNeutronRangler]

I was about to say I saw hannah's last picture and nearly had a stroke but then I thought it through in my head and decided some people may read more into that then I had intended.......then I thought who cares?

 

[Hanz]

I was actually referring to the Xmas picture of my car, but hey!

 

[OmniCognateNeutronRangler]

well I think the answers started there but then we all got a little distracted. Sorry Hannah. Anyway, as I said I'll move on to the 3 Christmas stripes tomorrow and post a picture (if the fog clears long enough to be able to see the front of my car from 2 feet away).

Not as flamboyant as your obviously but festive none-the-less.

 

[Hanz]

I'm glad you joined in Omni. Perhaps the 3 stripe maybe will become of use with the oncoming full beam inconsiderates. Maybe... lol.

If anyone notices me give a toot! I'm not hard to miss with the gold tinsel and wreath (perhaps I've spelt that wrong too). Tinsel withholds at 60mph, haven't tried 80 yet. Will let you know tomorrow!

 

[OmniCognateNeutronRangler]

Tinsel withholds at 60mph, haven't tried 80 yet. Will let you know tomorrow!

funny you should say that. I was concerned that the snow flake I have planned for the bonnet badge may be problematic at speed. I had a mental image of the show flake and badge disappearing over the roof....

 

[Hanz]

Well if this wreath (sp) stays on, I'm sure the snowflake will.

I have bad visions for tomorrow!

I only paid 50p for that decoration from Poundland! I hate that place, but I'm not spending lots on tat for Christmas!

 

[BarryG]

Well if this wreath (sp) stays on, I'm sure the snowflake will.

I have bad visions for tomorrow!

I only paid 50p for that decoration from Poundland! I hate that place, but I'm not spending lots on tat for Christmas!

50p?????????
Did Poundland have a sale on?

Barry

 

[Hanz]

50p?????????
Did Poundland have a sale on?

Barry

Barry? Barry?

I think he's got his sleeping bag and headed for the nearest Poundland!

 

[daveenty]

Hey Hannah,

Do the decorations stay on till 12th night (weather permitting)?

Or is it just till about Boxing Day? Just curious really