Jimbo1959
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- Your Mercedes
- VW Scirocco. The Quattro, E350 CDi Blue Efficiency Sport Coupe, now both gone
Spotted a massive seagull dump down the side window and door. Outside with a kettle of hot water sponging it off as the rain starts to fall. The missus thinks I'm mad
You too?
I had mine all washed, polished, and ceramic coated ready to go on our little sojourn to the Lake District.
Mr. FU**IN' seagull drops his load on the roof and down the drivers window just as I'm getting in the car to leave.
Fortunately the bar stewards timing was off a smidge and he missed me, but, Swmbo thought I was the mad hatter because I went into the house and got my pump up pressure washer and an bucket of water to clean it all off before I'd leave.
No way was I leaving all that SH1T on the car for several days, although I must admit the ceramic coating helped with the removal no end. As soon as I turned on my little pump up pressure washer said mess promptly flowed right down the side of the car and down the gutter where it belonged.
Jeez, I wish Seagulls were still classed as vermin, then I could shoot the fu**ers in good conscience.