What Have You Done To Your Merc Today?

[Srdl]

Me nothing, sh1te hawks on the other hand...

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That was all deposited in 1 night! who knows what the hell it had been eating...

That must have been under a tree?

 

[A.J.]

Me nothing, sh1te hawks on the other hand...

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That was all deposited in 1 night! who knows what the hell it had been eating...

Hells teeth, talk about the Two Bob Bits !!

 

[Blobcat]

That must have been under a tree?

It's not, fairly open car park up against a wall, they're worse than stuka dive bombers around here.

 

[A.J.]

It's not, fairly open car park up against a wall, they're worse than stuka dive bombers around here.

I am surprised we don't see many people walking around with bird poo running down their faces

 

[Blobcat]

I am surprised we don't see many people walking around with bird poo running down their faces

I've been hit on the shoulder walking around, driving around top down is quite a gamble at low speed..

 

[A.J.]

I've been hit on the shoulder walking around, driving around top down is quite a gamble at low speed..

I got caught in Whitby a few years back. We were just going out for dinner when down it came by the bucket load. Had to go back to the Hotel to have a shower and change my clothes. You do feel a pratt walking the streets covered in poo

 

[John Laidlaw]

Ours have taken to attacking me when I’m putting my cover on, or taking off, or even being near the car- obviously upset at my attempts to protect my paint!

 

[Blobcat]

Ours have taken to attacking me when I’m putting my cover on, or taking off, or even being near the car- obviously upset at my attempts to protect my paint!

You don't have a chip on your shoulder do you They could be after that

 

[John Laidlaw]

You don't have a chip on your shoulder do you They could be after that

Nope just on the bonnet! I can report BMW paint is not nearly as good as Mercedes, OK partly the shape is collecting stone chips but when you look at the chip, there’s not so much depth there for sure.....
I do like to remain impartial in my reporting......

 

[Blobcat]

Nope just on the bonnet! I can report BMW paint is not nearly as good as Mercedes, OK partly the shape is collecting stone chips but when you look at the chip, there’s not so much depth there for sure.....
I do like to remain impartial in my reporting......

At least it won't rust

 

[LostKiwi]

Me nothing, sh1te hawks on the other hand...

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That was all deposited in 1 night! who knows what the hell it had been eating...

Ermmm...Holy Cr4p!!!!

 

[keefysher]

The "like" was so we can bond over your pain . Knowing that others are suffering with you should lessen your pain

I am crying and it's not even my car !

I'd have cried

MTFU it's only birdsh1te

A correctly looked after car would have sufficient lubricity of the clearcoat to facilitate quick and easy rectification by a careful owner

 

[Wighty]

MTFU it's only birdsh1te

A correctly looked after car would have sufficient lubricity of the clearcoat to facilitate quick and easy rectification by a careful owner

You are one tough cold hearted individual buddy

 

[keefysher]

You are one tough cold hearted individual buddy

I used to be warm hearted and soft, but I got shat on

 

[Blobcat]

MTFU it's only birdsh1te

A correctly looked after car would have sufficient lubricity of the clearcoat to facilitate quick and easy rectification by a careful owner

I'll give it the berries later and see if it slides off

 

[keefysher]

I'll give it the berries later and see if it slides off

NO NO NOOOOOO, it's the birds not the blokes sh1tting on yer car

 

[Capra]

I think this is the best I'm going to see, hit between 70 and above.
The return Journey was 43

Sorry for the size of pic, hopefully everyone can just see the display!!

 

[Capra]

Me nothing, sh1te hawks on the other hand...

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That was all deposited in 1 night! who knows what the hell it had been eating...

that is terrible, worst I've seen in a long time.

 

[Blobcat]

Threw a bucket of water over it, as I feared @Wighty wouldn’t sleep tonight if I didn’t



My nemesis



Anyone want to take a punt on what my car will look like in the morning?

(I’m parked 2 places North West of where I was last night)

 

[Wighty]

Threw a bucket of water over it, as I feared @Wighty wouldn’t sleep tonight if I didn’t

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My nemesis

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Anyone want to take a punt on what my car will look like in the morning?

(I’m parked 2 places North West of where I was last night)

Nice buddy , did you do it or get someone else to whilst you were having a pub meal ?