That darn Cat!

[norwoodboy]

I tried all the humane methods with a neighbour's cat who decided to use my garden as a toilet and terrorise my fish, none of which worked but I found it soon got the message when I started using a blunt instrument, now we have a healthy respect for each other, you simply have to communicate with them at their level, and with a stick.

Really impressive how hard you are beating a cat defending your precious grass.

 

[Tony Dyson]

Really impressive how hard you are beating a cat defending your precious grass.

Yes, I'll beat anything with my stick that feels at liberty to take a sh1t in my garden, cheeky self opinionated kids as well!

 

[norwoodboy]

Yes, I'll beat anything with my stick that feels at liberty to take a sh1t in my garden, cheeky self opinionated kids as well!

I am not a kid by the way which if we ever met you would see and believe me i would place your stick somewhere different, do not bother responding as i will not be trolled by you any further.

 

[Tony Dyson]

If the cap fits?

 

[LostKiwi]

Well that escalated quickly!

 

[A.J.]

Well that escalated quickly!

Does rather take away the good mannered humour we enjoy on this site. Don't think there really is any room for that

 

[davidsl500]

I think all cat owners should allow strangers to walk into their back garden and take a crap wherever they fancy.....

 

[Blobcat]

I think all cat owners should allow strangers to walk into their back garden and take a crap wherever they fancy.....

Not entirely sure you ever own a cat

 

[davidsl500]

Not entirely sure you ever own a cat

Ok, as per the V5, how about the registered keeper.....

 

[Blobcat]

Ok, as per the V5, how about the registered keeper.....

That’s about right, always know where you are with a cat

 

[Srdl]

Not entirely sure you ever own a cat

“Dogs have owners, cats have servants”

 

[Wearsafoxhat]

“Dogs have owners, cats have servants”

Think our dogs have servants too, they have us pretty much trained up now.


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[grayb]

My mother-in-law had high-frequency cat scarers in her front garden. The pitch was apparently inaudible to anyone over 21 years old - her granddaughters hated them and we wondered what the problem was!

 

[Blobcat]

My mother-in-law had high-frequency cat scarers in her front garden. The pitch was apparently inaudible to anyone over 21 years old - her granddaughters hated them and we wondered what the problem was!

That’s what my neighbours have, I can hear them and I don’t fit in that demographic...

 

[PovertySpec]

I am not a kid by the way which if we ever met you would see and believe me i would place your stick somewhere different, do not bother responding as i will not be trolled by you any further.

Shall we have a whip round for a handbag for his stick?

 

[PovertySpec]

Not entirely sure you ever own a cat

Legally classed as wild animals and , yes, the cat owns the person.

 

[LostKiwi]

That’s what my neighbours have, I can hear them and I don’t fit in that demographic...

You're a BlobCat though....

 

[rorywquin]

Really impressive how hard you are beating a cat defending your precious grass.

Nothing worse than a neighbours cat killing birds & $h1tting in your garden.

I don't understand why people think it is acceptable for their cats to use their neighbour's gardens as a toilet and take-away.

Reminds me.....I need to replace the perished rubbers on my catapult.

 

[Blobcat]

Nothing worse than a neighbours cat killing birds & $h1tting in your garden.

If that's the worst then you've one hell of a life...

Personally I'd put cancer above a cat being a cat...

 

[rorywquin]

If that's the worst then you've one hell of a life...

Personally I'd put cancer above a cat being a cat...

Being pedantic must be a challenge...... I'm guessing you are an owner of cats.