Anyone Know What Car This Is

[doversole]

Jay Gee got it.

Jehle Saphier. I believe the last one had a throbbing 5litre V8 crowbarred into it.
Nice lump, shame about the looks.

BIG shame.

One more 'fer ye.

Dover

 

[Jay Gee]

A very weTT Audi?

 

[doversole]

Nope, right country though.

This happened last year, points are awarded if you know how the hell it got there.

DoverSole

 

[jibcl500]

SLK

jib

 

[jibcl500]

Sat Nav told her to turn right into a river. so she did. Shes blonde and called sharon.

jib

 

[100%Bitch]

That's an SL. And no, it's not mine!

 

[Jay Gee]

Sat Nav told her to turn right into a river. so she did. Shes blonde and called sharon.

jib

That just has to be right.
Is it a Beetle then?

 

[doversole]

Back of the net, Helen.

Goes like this -

The driver of a £96k Mercedes SL500 had a lucky escape after her satnav directed her down a winding track and straight into the River Sence in Sheepy Magna, Leicestershire, the Leicester Mercury reports.

The 28-year-old woman - apparently on her way to a Christening on 3 March - ignored signposts indicating the track was unsuitable for motor vehicles and gamely ploughed into the watercourse. Unfortunately, the river was "swollen after heavy rain in recent floods" and quickly overcame the Merc, "gushing through the car" and sweeping it 200 metres downstream "bouncing from one river bank to the other, as the woman frantically tried to smash the windows with her feet".

Eyewitness Alice Clark recounted: "I was in the field feeding the horses when I saw the car enter the river. I think she saw the water and tried to get through it by putting her foot down. Her car then just pinballed from one side to another and she was screaming for help and you could see she was trying to escape.

"She was trying to kick the windows in but she couldn't because she had trainers on. Then the windows opened and she squeezed through on to the top of the car. I managed to pull her to the bank. A short time later the car became completely submerged as it filled with water."

Clark's boyfriend took the victim, named "Hayley" and from London, to a motorway service station where, rather splendidly, she was collected by a chauffeur-driven Bentley. Clark later received a visit from Hayley's grateful parents, and chocs and flowers as a thank you.

As for the subaquatic Merc, it stayed in the river for a week until a tow truck could extricate it from its watery grave.

In disturbing related news, Italian tech outfit Il Village has developed "a GPS satellite system that will give blind people greater independence and mobility", according to the BBC. The "Easy Walk" system uses a "mobile phone that runs the Symbian operating system, a small Bluetooth GPS receiver, text to speech software called Talks...and a call centre that will operate around the clock seven days a week".

The system utilises just two keys on the phone - one which offers the user his or her exact location, and another which "alerts the call centre that the person needs assistance with navigation".

Easy Walk is currently being put through its paces by 30 members of the Italian Blind Union. Guinea pig Federico Borgna said: "Easy Walk is very important to help me to go to the places that I don't know. It gives me more confidence because I usually walk by myself but I have to know the way - Easy Walk helps me to go where I don't know the way."

Yes, we can all see where this is heading. A tenner says we'll be seeing the headline "Satnav directs blind Italian into Milan brothel" before long.

DoverSole

 

[Splatt]

BSA? BSA? BSA? (sorry, but a reply must have at least 10 characters).

Sorry I did not reply to this post. I sort of got lost in what followed
BSA Scout 1938 two seat open tourer

 

[Jay Gee]

jibcl, the third one,one of only two in the World-is it an Aston Martin?

 

[Alex M Grieve]

Sorry I did not reply to this post. I sort of got lost in what followed
BSA Scout 1938 two seat open tourer

Hi Splatt,

Thanks for that. To be fair, I would not have recognised the car - but the clues were excellent.

However! You were late responding on a previous occasion because you paused to eat, and this time it got buried in the pending tray!

You're just not getting the hang of obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) at all!!

I shall have to refer you to Malcolm, I think.

 

[roofless]

some homework

 

[simon_wall69]

Bugatti????

 

[roofless]

Bugatti????

very cold sorry

 

[Jay Gee]

Hispano Suiza?

 

[roofless]

Hispano Suiza?

ice coldddddd

 

[jibcl500]

Rolls Royce

jib

 

[roofless]

Rolls Royce

jib

still cold

 

[jibcl500]

Mercedes Benz


jib

 

[roofless]

Mercedes Benz


jib

very warmmmmmm