south africa joke.
van is wandering along a dusty farm road ,nothing to do. after a few k,s an old benz appears thru the dust, its his old farmer, employer. he stops. hi van i goin to town to collect my new benz ,fancy a ride in, van ,delighted jumps in .old farmer collects his new benz, very pleased says to van ,lets go for a few beers.about 6 hr later they on way back home down same dusty road van sees some yob on a bike, says to old farmer lets get the f. old farmer guns the motor just before nailing the bike, the farmer remembers its his NEW car and swerves. there is an almighty bang, van leans over and says bloxxy hell man , you need to take this car back and get the sights re adjusted ,i had to get that f with the door !!!!