cctv on my pride and joy

[drivinggod09]

ever since i left my car out one night and some helpfull chap scratched it with the keys for his caravan ive been toying with the idea of cctv for the front of the house. Well i was in maplin today and bought a outdoor cctv camera with infa red l.e.d ive had a little go and it is a great bargain for
£24 i dont leave the car out on the street after dark anymore but it will be handy for in the day and there are also some fine looking women walking past maybe i can pursuade them to model for me

 

[television]

ever since i left my car out one night and some helpfull chap scratched it with the keys for his caravan ive been toying with the idea of cctv for the front of the house. Well i was in maplin today and bought a outdoor cctv camera with infa red l.e.d ive had a little go and it is a great bargain for
£24 i dont leave the car out on the street after dark anymore but it will be handy for in the day and there are also some fine looking women walking past maybe i can pursuade them to model for me

I have had camera's for 10 years so that I can see who is coming or going. In high risk area's the addition of a hard drive recorder is very worth while.

Wish that there were some fine females walking past my house, most of them go by in wheelchairs

 

[drivinggod09]

this one plugs streight into a dvd recorder so i can also produce my own ameture porn

 

[roofless]

i have a hardwire system at the back for garden & garage thou had it for years never got any porn

 

[television]

i have a hardwire system at the back for garden & garage thou had it for years never got any porn

Thats quite easy to arrange,, just use one of the video senders and you switch the frequency to match the camera and there you have it.

A few years back an old couple came in to buy a video recorder, and I lifted it down plugged it in and pushed play,,at the same time the phone rang and I had to go into the house for a paper. when I came out again, the couple had gone, and there was the video recorder with a porn film playing:Oops::Oops:

 

[roofless]

Thats quite easy to arrange,, just use one of the video senders and you switch the frequency to match the camera and there you have it.

A few years back an old couple came in to buy a video recorder, and I lifted it down plugged it in and pushed play,,at the same time the phone rang and I had to go into the house for a paper. when I came out again, the couple had gone, and there was the video recorder with a porn film playing:Oops::Oops:

did it put them it the mood

 

[television]

did it put them it the mood

I have no idea where they went, maybe they rushed off home

 

[drivinggod09]

was it one of yours malcolm ?

 

[television]

was it one of yours malcolm ?

Sadly no, but I am working on it

 

[drivinggod09]

bottle of fake tan a 70s tash and i can help you out with the pimp heels ( i dont wear them much honest)

 

[vortex114]

some tw*ts tried to steal my Merc star on bonnet last night. luckily they didn't cause any damage

 

[doversole]

some tw*ts tried to steal my Merc star on bonnet last night. luckily they didn't cause any damage

Let's hope they don't try and walk off with driving gods' camera!

DoverSole

 

[drivinggod09]

will never happen doversole ( could eat a whole one ) its being guarded by a rampant westie