Cheap way to buy fuel

[The German Flower Pot]

http://www.petroldirect.com/index.htm

just goto the ordering bit at the bottom left

 

[NJones59]

My only worry would be their claim on the ordering page!

Ordering from us is safe and easy! Just enter the desired quantity of the fuel you need, and we'll package it up and send it to you in the post, first class, delivered straight through your letterbox. No hassle. No worries.

 

[Dosco]

My only worry would be their claim on the ordering page!

Ordering from us is safe and easy! Just enter the desired quantity of the fuel you need, and we'll package it up and send it to you in the post, first class, delivered straight through your letterbox. No hassle. No worries.

Just imagine a ****** great tanker backing up to your door and pushing his nozzle through your letter box "sorry mate you ordered it your getting it, its more than my job's worth to take it back" just like those ready mixed concrete boys when you have miscalculated the quantity - yes I did:Oops:

 

[dave.robbo]

Seen their 'specialist fuels'?

Plutonium
Particularly useful for some models of DeLorean sports cars, we can souce Plutonium in both Pu-238 and Pu-239 isotopes (Pu-239 is limited to 9 kilograms per customer).

 

[Dosco]

Seen their 'specialist fuels'?

Plutonium
Particularly useful for some models of DeLorean sports cars, we can souce Plutonium in both Pu-238 and Pu-239 isotopes (Pu-239 is limited to 9 kilograms per customer).

I reckon GFP set this one up:lol::lol:

 

[The German Flower Pot]

somone posted it on my car site i mod

its very well done

purple diesel sent 1st class

very good

 

[JEZ.S320L]

somone posted it on my car site i mod

its very well done

purple diesel sent 1st class

very good

Cheapskate.!

I've just ordered 90litres of the rosepetal - MUCH better than cheapo 'Magic Trees'. Delivered by DHL tomorrow

 

[brandwooddixon]

Very well done, just read the legal information.

"This is a parody site, not an actual trading corporation ".

Just in case being able to buy any colour diesel that you like and "Petrel" (League of Gentlemen anyone?) didn't give it away.

 

[The German Flower Pot]

petrel, hope its only available for local people

we'll have no trouble here

 

[Dosco]

petrel, hope its only available for local people

we'll have no trouble here

This is a local shop for local people:evil:

 

[JEZ.S320L]

Cheapskate.!

I've just ordered 90litres of the rosepetal - MUCH better than cheapo 'Magic Trees'. Delivered by DHL tomorrow

Arrived as promised - nicely boxed in a large pretty pink wine box-type container.

Bit expensive - but eco-friendly, which is all that matters now.

 

[The German Flower Pot]

my new microwave arrived today (talking about stuff that arrived)

its twin shelf and aparantly microwaves both shelves!

never herd of that before

 

[jazzenator]

surely this isn't for real. am I being had??

 

[Dosco]

surely this isn't for real. am I being had??

Reckon you are its GFP for sure, next he will be telling us his set of left handed screwdrivers and single knocking jockey sprocket 'talk rench' has arrived.