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>Subject: FW: Dear Dad...[Scanned] could this be you
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>A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed.
>With the worst premonition he read it with trembling hands.
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>Dear Mum and Dad
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>It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've
eloped
>with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice,
especially
>with all his piercing's, scars, tattoos, and his big Harley Davison
>motorcycle.
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>But it is not only that, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be
very
>happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children
>with me and that is one of my dreams.
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>I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it
>for us and his friends. They're the ones providing us with all the
>cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want.
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>In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure so Ahmed
>gets better. He deserves it.
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>Don't worry about money, Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that
>his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can
earn
>£50 a scene . What's more, I get a £50 bonus if there are more than
three
>men in the scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse.
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>Don't worry Mum, now I'm 17 years old I know how to take care of
myself.
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>Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
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>Your loving daughter,
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>Aimee
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>P.S. Dad, it's not true; I'm at a neighbour's house. I just wanted to
>show you that there are worse things in life than denting the car.
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>Sorry about your Merc
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>Subject: FW: Dear Dad...[Scanned] could this be you
>
>
>A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed.
>With the worst premonition he read it with trembling hands.
>
>Dear Mum and Dad
>
>It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've
eloped
>with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice,
especially
>with all his piercing's, scars, tattoos, and his big Harley Davison
>motorcycle.
>
>But it is not only that, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be
very
>happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children
>with me and that is one of my dreams.
>
>I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it
>for us and his friends. They're the ones providing us with all the
>cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want.
>
>In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure so Ahmed
>gets better. He deserves it.
>
>Don't worry about money, Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that
>his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can
earn
>£50 a scene . What's more, I get a £50 bonus if there are more than
three
>men in the scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse.
>
>Don't worry Mum, now I'm 17 years old I know how to take care of
myself.
>
>Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
>
>Your loving daughter,
>
>Aimee
>
>P.S. Dad, it's not true; I'm at a neighbour's house. I just wanted to
>show you that there are worse things in life than denting the car.
>
>Sorry about your Merc
>
>
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>
>
>
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>No virus found in this incoming message.
>Checked by AVG Free Edition.
>Version: 7.1.392 / Virus Database: 268.5.5/334 - Release Date:
08/05/2006
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