EBD INOPERATIVE ABS CHECK ENGINE SLIPPERY ARE ALL ON

[Cathvolpe]

My 2013 sat for quite a while, drove it after many months and all those lights came on.
As i was driving it home it died…Was told i needed to Replace the battery.
All those lights are still on now….
Any thoughts

 

[Cathvolpe]

My 2013 sat for quite a while, drove it after many months and all those lights came on.
As i was driving it home it died…Was told i needed to Replace the battery.
All those lights are still on now….
Any thoughts

2013 C300

 

[SL63 Mark]

Welcome Cathvolpe, I hope your problem is resolved soon.

Mercedes do throw out a few warnings.

EBD INOPERATIVE ABS CHECK ENGINE SLIPPERY ARE ALL ON​

EBD is Electronic Brakeforce Distribution.
ABS is your antilock braking.
"Check Engine Slippery" is beyond me, I have not seen this one before.

What does the engine look like ? Is it wet ?

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[ajlsl600]

Read codes. Is, unfortunately, generally the right answer. Wheel speed sensor will put esp and abs lights on. But without reading codes it's a guess

 

[mioba]

Seems like a low V battery - in this case pre safe is deactivatated till ample V is regained.

test battery voltage before a start, during idle, 1 hour later.