Finding Mr Right...........

[verytalldave]

As reported in todays national newspapers...........
The top 20 things women look for in a man hoping to find a suitable "Mr Right".
............And guess what is number 13 in that top 20?

Why its nothing less than "owning a Silver Mercedes".

Please note..........

NOT Lexus...........

NOT a BMW..............

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

I may not match all the other 19 points, but at least I have one right ! ! ! !

 

[television]

Well all I can say is it is not doing me much good, I have the silver MB, its an SL at that, nice house, I am a wonderful kind loving, generous, thoughtful, helpful person, I cook and iron, wash and clean, very Verile, serve tea and breakfast in bed, and more

What more can I say

 

[David Nock]

There's a lot of different silvers nowadays. Does Cubanite count?
Do Mercedes company car drivers 'score'?
Is the wife a co-owner?
Went in the dealers yesterday - saw a stunning CLK in 'Flame Opal', that's a SOLID RED! which normally I would have walked straight past.
What made it stunning was the coffee and cream leather and black Designo cappings and trims. Maybe Red is the new Silver?

 

[verytalldave]

As Cubanite's full name is "Cubanite Silver", then yes. At least, I hope so, because thats the colour of my car as well.

 

[littlebrooklyn]

As reported in todays national newspapers...........
The top 20 things women look for in a man hoping to find a suitable "Mr Right".
............And guess what is number 13 in that top 20?

Why its nothing less than "owning a Silver Mercedes".

Please note..........

NOT Lexus...........

NOT a BMW..............

:-D

I may not match all the other 19 points, but at least I have one right ! ! ! !

I'm curious to know what the other 19 points are

Well all I can say is it is not doing me much good, I have the silver MB, its an SL at that, nice house, I am a wonderful kind loving, generous, thoughtful, helpful person, I cook and iron, wash and clean, very Verile, serve tea and breakfast in bed, and more

What more can I say :cool

You are obviously the perfect man then Malcolm

 

[verytalldave]

The whole top 20 points..........

1. at least 5' 10" tall
2. good looking
3. 12.5 stone in weight
4. earns more than £30,000
5. blue eyes
6. short dark brown hair
7. medium build
8. BA degree
9. never been married
10. no children
11. 3 previous serious relationships
12. clean shaven
13. drives a silver Mercedes
14. enjoys cinema
15. likes eating out
16. has had fewer than 6 sexual partners
17. owns a £300,000 house
18. non smoker
19. dislikes football
20. likes pets

 

[M6AJJ]

Never mind all that, I'm gonna marry Malcolm!!!!!!!!

 

[verytalldave]

With a modicum of both honesty and modesty, I match 10 out of the 20. But I am not saying which ones................

 

[Splatt]

I am surprised that having most of own teeth did not rate !

Ok ,who is going to stick their neck out and do Miss (Mrs) Right ?

 

[jibcl500]

1. at least 5' 10" tall / 6'
2. good looking / Yes in certain light.
3. 12.5 stone in weight / Less
4. earns more than £30,000 / No comment
5. blue eyes / yes, but blood shot most mornings
6. short dark brown hair / yes with grey
7. medium build / Yes
8. BA degree / No never been a pilot.
9. never been married / married
10. no children / Not that I know of.
11. 3 previous serious relationships / And the rest...
12. clean shaven / Once a week yes.
13. drives a silver Mercedes / Ruby red, black and black.
14. enjoys cinema / Yes but it has to be Disney films
15. likes eating out / Yes
16. has had fewer than 6 sexual partners / No comment.
17. owns a £300,000 house / Yes
18. non smoker / Smoker
19. dislikes football / Hates football.
20. likes pets / Yes but no rodents, fish, reptiles or farm animals.

jib

 

[jibcl500]

Mrs Right

1. at least 6' 4" tall
2. seriously fit
3. Size 12
4. earns more than £300,000
5. blue, green, grey, brown eyes
6. short dark, long blond, brown hair
7. medium build
8. Nice ass
9. Big jugs
10. Likes Sex
11. clean shaven
12. drives anything over £50k
13
14
15.
16.
17. £500k House
18.
19. dislikes football
20. likes pets

 

[Myros]

I match on 17

17 stone in weight, that is.

 

[verytalldave]

I was going to ask you to elaborate on point 11, but upon reflection feel it may be wiser not to.........

 

[jibcl500]

Arm Pits!!!!!

jib

 

[verytalldave]

yeh right

 

[littlebrooklyn]

This is how mine scores

1. at least 5' 10" tall/5' 9"
2. good looking/depends if he's got his rottweiller or pussycat face on
3. 12.5 stone in weight/12 stone
4. earns more than £30,000/yes
5. blue eyes/grey
6. short dark brown hair/short grey
7. medium build/kind of
8. BA degree/umm no
9. never been married/divorced
10. no children/none that he is aware of
11. 3 previous serious relationships/more like 30
12. clean shaven/yes
13. drives a silver Mercedes/nope :roll:
14. enjoys cinema/nope
15. likes eating out/nope
16. has had fewer than 6 sexual partners/more like 100 :roll:
17. owns a £300,000 house/yes
18. non smoker/yes
19. dislikes football/yes
20. likes pets/yes

 

[DougCLK320]

An honest 8 and a half scored by me.
(I've awarded myself the half for having silver wheels on the Mercedes Benz).
Doug

 

[littlebrooklyn]

Mrs Right

You want a 6' 4" woman with short dark long blond hair

 

[verytalldave]

You want a 6' 4" woman with short dark long blond hair

I think he means someone like this.................

 

[jberks]

1. at least 5' 10" tall - yes
2. good looking - 20 years ago maybe ...
3. 12.5 stone in weight - see 2 above
4. earns more than £30,000 - yes (then you'd need to to pass 17)
5. blue eyes - no
6. short dark brown hair - yes - well..where there is any hair and its not grey
7. medium build - see 3 above
8. BA degree - BSc count - or is that too nurdy?
9. never been married - happily marrried - so all this is rather irrelevant
10. no children - 2
11. 3 previous serious relationships - see 9
12. clean shaven - sometimes
13. drives a silver Mercedes - YES!!
14. enjoys cinema - yup
15. likes eating out - location irrelevant - I just like eating - see 3
16. has had fewer than 6 sexual partners - There are some things a gentleman doesn't discusss.
17. owns a £300,000 house - yes - but who doesn't these days.
18. non smoker - yes
19. dislikes football - yes
20. likes pets - 2 dogs, a horse and a hamster - does that count?

Didn't do too bad for a fat bald old techie I guess.

So you have to like eating out and slobbing at the cinema, whilst hating exercise, not smoking and remaining lean and physically fit. Then you must have had 3 serious relationships but apparently bottled before it got too serious whilst at the same time not be afraid of commitment.

Nice to see the modern woman has realistic expectations!