Headlamp Washer Usage

[turnipsock]

I was thinking of taking off the headlamp wipers on my 320CE.

I would be left with two forward facing water jets that could be used to hit back at pedestrians that step out when the green man is flashing.

Also, I could rig up a couple of brackets and attach some England flags to the wiper spindles so that they would wave backwards and forwards a couple of times every time I hit the washer.

 

[psmart]

Just drive fast in London....

...pickup one of these 'wash your windscreen mister' robotrons.... heh presto! You have a fully attached headlight washer.... hand washed at that!