turnipsock
Senior Member
Now that I'm being sucked into the world of golf I thought I would check out the Golf channel.
The non golfing time seems to be filled with something called 'bikini beach' (this is what TV was invented for as it has everything in one show).
They put up a question, to which there are eight answers. You phone up (at a £1/minute) and have to guess the correct the answer to win £300.
When you get through (not that I have done this) the girl attempts to engage you in conversation (at a £1/minute). She asks "what have yopu been doing today?"..."nothing" the punter replies, he then goes straight to a guess which is wrong. The girl then talks for a bit, in her sixties bikini, and another punter comes online...hey, it's the same bloke. "What have you been up to today?"..."nothing, is it G?"..."No".
By this time we (the other viewer and me) are thinking, 'just give him the money as he is the only guy phoning in.'
but wait, another punter has phoned in..."what did you do today"..."nothing, is it G?". Doh!, it still isn't 'G'!
I don't know where TV can get better from here, how about a show where ex Mayfair models wrestle with some big game fish only wearing bikinis
The non golfing time seems to be filled with something called 'bikini beach' (this is what TV was invented for as it has everything in one show).
They put up a question, to which there are eight answers. You phone up (at a £1/minute) and have to guess the correct the answer to win £300.
When you get through (not that I have done this) the girl attempts to engage you in conversation (at a £1/minute). She asks "what have yopu been doing today?"..."nothing" the punter replies, he then goes straight to a guess which is wrong. The girl then talks for a bit, in her sixties bikini, and another punter comes online...hey, it's the same bloke. "What have you been up to today?"..."nothing, is it G?"..."No".
By this time we (the other viewer and me) are thinking, 'just give him the money as he is the only guy phoning in.'
but wait, another punter has phoned in..."what did you do today"..."nothing, is it G?". Doh!, it still isn't 'G'!
I don't know where TV can get better from here, how about a show where ex Mayfair models wrestle with some big game fish only wearing bikinis
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