TCU obd flash box

[GAD Tuning LTD]

This is a kind of self-cancelling thread!
Words about nothing.

Yep

 

[Gazwould]

This is real reviews by real people for sure

https://www.audi-sport.net/xf/threads/dtuk-tcu-gearbox-flash-review.379005/

https://www.briskoda.net/forums/topic/456101-dtuk-tcu-box-for-dsg-cars-wow/

The product is less than 4 months old so can't be labeled fake yet !

 

[Craiglxviii]

So you're saying JFA all the way ?

https://www.jfautomotive.co.uk

No, he’s saying don’t bother all the way!

 

[Gazwould]

Hmmm, that's a first .

Manufacturer mapping is pants .

 

[Craiglxviii]

Hmmm, that's a first .

Manufacturer mapping is pants .

No it isn’t. It’s optimised for a fairly broad range of nominal criteria.

Internet swindle placebo-effect electronics however, are pants.

 

[Gazwould]

Come on ECU REMAPS are
Crème de la crème.

 

[Craiglxviii]

Come on ECU REMAPS are
Crème de la crème.

Yes, they are. TCU ones aren't, and tuning boxes definitely aren't.

 

[LostKiwi]

Never underestimate the power of the placebo.

 

[Gazwould]

Never had a placebo experience , I'm far too in touch for that !

 

[LostKiwi]

I think you should buy one then. Take one for the team and report back to us all.

 

[Craiglxviii]

Never had a placebo experience , I'm far too in touch for that !

No? Are you sure about that..?

 

[Gazwould]

No? Are you sure about that..?

Had a car remapped , 9 months later it was dyno'd and my prediction was 1.5 bhp away , very in touch I'd say

 

[Craiglxviii]

Had a car remapped , 9 months later it was dyno'd and my prediction was 1.5 bhp away , very in touch I'd say

You said you’ve never had a placebo experience. Never fitted performance air filters? Used Redex? Taken paracetamol for a headache?

 

[Rotorhead500]

No it isn’t. It’s optimised for a fairly broad range of nominal criteria.

Internet swindle placebo-effect electronics however, are pants.

I have electronic placebo-effect pants... Does that count???

 

[dry run]

Wouldn't it be great if you could re-map a human? Faster performance, better fuel economy and lower emissions.

 

[LostKiwi]

Wouldn't it be great if you could re-map a human? Faster performance, better fuel economy and lower emissions.

I'd like to remap our dog for lower emissions....

 

[GAD Tuning LTD]

I'd like to remap our dog for lower emissions....

ha ha ha

 

[Craiglxviii]

Wouldn't it be great if you could re-map a human? Faster performance, better fuel economy and lower emissions.

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. Better than he was before. Stronger. Faster.

Like that you mean?

 

[Craiglxviii]

Wouldn't it be great if you could re-map a human? Faster performance, better fuel economy and lower emissions.

By the way, if a human cyclist could be fed at the energybdensity of petrol, he or she could achieve >1,000mpg.

 

[Chrishazle]

I'd like to remap our dog for lower emissions....

I know that feeling! Our last dog, a Sheltie, was nicknamed Fartypuss for his normally SBD room clearers!