A Merc to die for!

[Eric Tilley]

Dont blame me, the caption comes courtesy of our local newspaper.
I understand standard equipment includes a casket collision restraint but that in-vehicle entertainment is extra

 

[television]

Shame you have to die before you go in one of those, I had a RR P11 from the 30's when I was 19, but if you picked up any girls they would not get in it, total waste of time that was.

 

[100%Bitch]

A funeral parlour just along the road from me has a Binz hearse and a Binz stretch for mourners.

 

[Eric Tilley]

Some buy an old hearse on on the basis that they have never been raced or rallied. But a friend whose dad is an undertaker says that some times long delivery journeys have to be made to the other end of the country in their Daimler Majestic Major , the speed they have driven at has sometimes made them wonder if the noises were from the car or inside the box. He also says the expressions on the faces of drivers, flat out and unable to shake off the peak caps in the mirror were a delight.

 

[gordofski]

When I was an apprentice we did work for the local Co-oP funeral dept
the hearse is misfiring, clean the plugs blast it up the by pass to clear out the S**t then hey presto ok for another few weeks,
we used to lay down in the back and have our dinner breaks and forty winks.
lifes short enough enjoy every moment

 

[redmansioner]

Another good looking vehicle from Mercedes, equipped with high quality parts, including Mercedes Benz steering damper and elegant looking headlights and spoiler. It has been said that it has exceptional brake system which turns out to boost its high performance. They’ve been using amazing concepts which makes their recent models one of a kind and superior from the rest.

 

[100%Bitch]

I also found this one.

http://bp2.blogger.com/_itDt6OuKA9I...0IWXYJLFMw/s1600-h/Mercedes-Benz+CLS+Binz.jpg

 

[television]

I do not care in which one they take me away

 

[Parrot of Doom]

When I die my money will be used to buy a decatted cherry-bombed Cerbera, have the top chopped off, and the coffin will be put on the back on a shelf.

The driver will be under strict instructions to keep the car in low gears, and to maintain a high speed. Indeed the route to the cemetary will be via NSL country lanes.

The rest of my money will go to a cat's home

 

[MotardMan]

I'll not have any left to leave to the cats home. The E320C and the C240 will have spent it all for me.