Birthday Present Suggestions

[whitenemesis]

I have a birthday coming up soon

Any suggestions for a Mercedes-Benz related prezzy I might ask for?

Yeh, the SLR would be nice but keep it below £500

 

[jibcl500]

Mercedes Museum in Germany.

http://www.museum-mercedes-benz.com/

I wanted to go for my 40th but the wife took me to thailand instead..
jib

 

[100%Bitch]

That's a good idea.

Then again, you could always ask for one of the AMG driving day courses. Don't forget that if you had a really bad illness, like a cold or a headache or a twinge or something, I could substitute for you. I wouldn't mind - honest.

 

[davidsl500]

Give me the £500 and I'll strap a Mercedes Badge to my forehead (a la Rimmer) and sing happy birthday to you....

 

[jibcl500]

Give me the £500 and I'll strap a Mercedes Badge to my forehead (a la Rimmer) and sing happy birthday to you....

Can you do this wearing a thong and strocking your nipples? Im not interested its the wife she suggested it.

jib

 

[100%Bitch]

Can you do this wearing a thong and strocking your nipples? Im not interested its the wife she suggested it.

jib

No jib, please don't. I have a tendancy for nightmares and that is just too shocking a thought.

 

[jibcl500]

Agreed and I have to eat shorty....................

jib

 

[jibcl500]

I have a birthday coming up soon

Any suggestions for a Mercedes-Benz related prezzy I might ask for?

Yeh, the SLR would be nice but keep it below £500

So how old anyway? it might have some impact on our suggestions, mobility scooters etc............

jib

 

[GMK]

How about flying to Cologne airport, hiring an SL500 for the day and taking it for a few laps round the old Nurburgring? £500 should cover that nicely.....

 

[100%Bitch]

Agreed and I have to eat shorty....................

jib

Why are you going to eat shorty?

Yes, come on Whitenem, how old?

 

[jibcl500]

Yes, I was going to eat shorty because hes only 3'8" tall, his faulty really because hes short you see, being short I assume very tasty but I could be wrong.

Whity is taking a nap, he needs a sleep between posts as the excitment is quite exhausting. Its his age you know. we need to call hime the bus pass kid!!!!

jib

 

[whitenemesis]

How about flying to Cologne airport, hiring an SL500 for the day and taking it for a few laps round the old Nurburgring? £500 should cover that nicely.....

I like this one!

 

[whitenemesis]

Give me the £500 and I'll strap a Mercedes Badge to my forehead (a la Rimmer) and sing happy birthday to you....

Tempting.. but no thanks!

Now if Kylie were to offer..............:mrgreen:

 

[whitenemesis]

So how old anyway? it might have some impact on our suggestions, mobility scooters etc............

jib

As old as my tongue and a little older than me teeth, which incidental are all my own grown

 

[whitenemesis]

Yes, I was going to eat shorty because hes only 3'8" tall, his faulty really because hes short you see, being short I assume very tasty but I could be wrong.

Whity is taking a nap, he needs a sleep between posts as the excitment is quite exhausting. Its his age you know. we need to call hime the bus pass kid!!!!

jib

Whity (quite an acurate description actually!) has been hob-nobbing with like minded individuals at a GTG at MB World today. Even the sun came out

AMGs were shreading tyres like they were going out of fashion, excellent day out.

 

[jibcl500]

Thats not what Kylie said..............................

jib