can anyone help

[ping]

i have a lovely c class allmost every time my chick goes out she comes back with bad news 1st its a brake light thats ok but then the front bumper gets a split in the car park its not my fault she tells me i think ye right! she tells me the heater isnt working after i fix this she brings it back with abig split in the rear bumper the other night i get backshe looks me in the eye then she tells me the mirror is broken i go and have a look its hanging off the car is anyone intrested in a swap!!! her for a spiderman suite

 

[television]

Try the for sale section, with a few details of the specification

 

[st4]

Try the for sale section, with a few details of the specification

We really need pictures for a swap like this

 

[ping]

im sure you knowe what a spiderman suit looks like

 

[mikestrivens]

but the other side of the transaction?

 

[television]

but the other side of the transaction?

I have loads of things that I could swap you, just post a picture please

 

[alan782]

We need stats ie age, weight, hight, dimentions and how willing when cold, how thirsty is she ect

 

[Hertfordshire Merx]

Watching this thread with great anticipation!!

 

[alan782]

I have to agree with telivision a picture speaks a thousand words even more in underware provided by anne summers!

 

[alan782]

shame i cannot spell Television, at 40 i need to go back to school!!

 

[roofless]

shame i cannot spell Television, at 40 i need to go back to school!!

vhs or dvd would be easier :lol::lol::lol:

 

[television]

shame i cannot spell Television, at 40 i need to go back to school!!

Dont worry, no one can spell what some people call me

 

[teddycatkin]

She would have to be very good for a man to part with his Spidy suite !
You could be on a non-starter there mate.

 

[roofless]

what goods the suit if get on top of the wardrobe & all you can see is a empty bed it takes the fun out of it

 

[television]

what goods the suit if get on top of the wardrobe & all you can see is a empty bed it takes the fun out of it

Stop making me laugh, my neighbors will think I am going dotty

 

[teddycatkin]

Perhaps a "Trade in" could be your answer -some good older models can be less troublesome ?

 

[Mr Teddy Bear]

Perhaps a "Trade in" could be your answer -some good older models can be less troublesome ?

But they still need to be warmed up first...........................??

 

[television]

Perhaps a "Trade in" could be your answer -some good older models can be less troublesome ?

As long as they are not rusty under the rear arches

 

[alan782]

The older models that are well run in tend to drink less in my experience, but tend to be a bit looser in the wrong places!