Christmas [or not] Greetings - Multinational,multisexual,non

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Mike Harvey

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Dear fellow Mercedes Benz fans/owners/lovers



    Holiday Greetings (as  approved by my  lawyer),


    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
    for an
    environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
    non-addictive,
    gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
    within
    the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
    choice, or
    secular practices of your choice, with  respect for the
    religious/secular
    persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to
    practice
    religious or secular traditions at all...and a fiscally successful,
    personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the
    onset
    of the generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not without due
    respect
    for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
    society
    have helped make [insert country or area of choise]  great (not to imply that [country or area of choise]  is necessarily
    greater than any other country or areea of choise, and without regard to the race, creed,
    colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual orientation
    of the
    wishee.

    This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a
    period of
    one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
    whichever
    comes first. Holiday" is not intended to, nor shall it be considered,
    limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or
    to
    such
    activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group,
    individual
    or belief (or lack thereof).

    Note:  By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.
    This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is
    revocable at
    the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for
    no
    reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration

    to
    the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher
    to
    actually implement any of the wishes for the wishee her/himself or
    others,
    or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the
    implementation or non-implementation of same.This greeting is  void
    where
    prohibited by law.

    Best Wishes

    Mike Harvey
1984, W123, 200 Auto.
 

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Christmas [or not] Greetings

In the words of us all the way down here in Essex

'Ave a good'un mate!

its a d*amn
sight easier to type as well!
 

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Christmas [or not] Greetings

Why do you think many of us are voyeurs - its because we're learning , that's why.!! I've got a much loved old 230E that most friends and colleagues would trade-in on the basis that a) it's too difficult / complicated / expensive to fix and needs Dealer maintenance at all times... but in 2001 this board has given me, and many others I guess,  a better perspective on what DIY can achieve with ones own MB cars. After I've taken the advice of the current contributors, & maybe made my own mistakes, I'll try and put something back in to the forum.
Merry Chrismas all, and a happy motoring in 2002 (not the old BMW, that is)   :)
 
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