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[television]

I had to pop in to MB Southwest today as I needed a number plate holder for the rear so that I can fit my own number.

"how many would you like sir" one please " would you like two they are free of charge" thank you I said I will take three

malcolm

 

[Sprint'n'Go]

Why didn't you ask for a front and rear brake pad set and a proper alloy spare wheel while they were feeling so generous?

 

[Blobcat]

But where would Malcolm put the spare wheel, and the dealer would have to fit the brake pads