Friday Joke 11 (Taxi on standby..)

sooper coop

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Did you hear about the guy in Paris who almost got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre?

After planning the crime, getting in and out of the Louvre through security, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: "Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
 

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Call me humourless but...

****** hell that's a bad joke!
 

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it was Grim sure, but then any tom, dick and Jon constable can paint cant they?

Hey, Wayne come back and pay for them flowers.
 

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I think its a great joke and plan to use it extensively over the weekend, but then I cant tell jokes.
 
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