I had a cold ................

[100%Bitch]

...........bum this morning. My bum warmer didn't work (seat heater). I went to the local dealer and they are going to check it in the morning. If it is U/S then they seem to think it could cost upwards of £600 for a new seat cover with internal heating element, that's with fitting of course.

I almost died. Thank God there's a warranty.

 

[dragon]

Use hot water bottle, it cheaper.

 

[jibcl500]

They dont make them big enough.....................


Ok im running now......................

jib

 

[television]

There are many parts to it other than the seat pad

 

[dragon]

Use two or three, it still comes out cheaper for a firmer ride like a water bed.

 

[100%Bitch]

Use hot water bottle, it cheaper.

But I won't be paying for it.

 

[Alex M Grieve]

Thank God there's a warranty.

Would that be for the seat, or the ...........

 

[100%Bitch]

Would that be for the seat, or the ...........

Or the ............!

 

[Alex M Grieve]

Or the ............!

Think I will follow jib's example. Discretion is the better part .............

Besides which, I guess the alternative is uninsurable?

 

[television]

When you think of the job that some of these things are expected to, its a bit much, and there are limits

 

[Dosco]

Think I will follow jib's example. Discretion is the better part .............

Besides which, I guess the alternative is uninsurable?

Are you practicing to be a suicide pilot

 

[Xtractorfan]

...........bum this morning. My bum warmer didn't work (seat heater). I went to the local dealer and they are going to check it in the morning. If it is U/S then they seem to think it could cost upwards of £600 for a new seat cover with internal heating element, that's with fitting of course.

I almost died. Thank God there's a warranty.

You are so lucky I had hot tongue and cold shoulder

 

[Jay Gee]

They dont make them big enough.....................


Ok im running now......................

jib

Just wondering...Apparently no one's seen Helen,so how would you know the size of her er 'bits'? You obviously know something we don't.Do tell.

 

[television]

Just wondering...Apparently no one's seen Helen,so how would you know the size of her er 'bits'? You obviously know something we don't.Do tell.

Trouble is that you cant always tell, for the stomach can overhang and hide the rest:wink:

 

[dragon]

We can always assumed, they are all the same size(standard).

 

[Jay Gee]

Trouble is that you cant always tell, for the stomach can overhang and hide the rest:wink:

Oh dear, Oh dear. Hope you've got a good flak jacket.If she's at work, and you start driving NOW,Ithink Sweden would be a very good idea.

 

[100%Bitch]

Hi Honey, I'm home!

 

[Alex M Grieve]

Hi Honey, I'm home!

The avatar is a big improvement, but possibly explains why your assets were so easily frozen.

Hopefully television has his pacemaker batteries changed regularly as part of his ppm programme?

 

[television]

Oh dear, Oh dear. Hope you've got a good flak jacket.If she's at work, and you start driving NOW,Ithink Sweden would be a very good idea.

Bags all packed and ready to go

 

[hardtop]

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