Boycie
Active Member
Well ... I picked up my first MB today ... E220CDi Auto Elegance
brand spankin' new .. my first new car that I have paid for too (I have had many company cars)
.. the dweebs (dealers) have on gone and managed to lose one of the keys!
Between getting it delivered and giving it to me ... "Hells Teeth!" as a friend of mine would say ...
I don't know what sh1t they paint on the tyres but it looks like engine oil and I have little spots of it up the bodywork ... day 1 and I have to get the sponge out.
Anyhoo ... drives alright ... pretty pokey for a diesel /auto
The cruise control is a bit confusing as it has cruise and speedtronic on the same stalk and I haven't figure out WTF speedtronic is for yet ... waiting for that lightbulb moment
Had a neighbour pee on my bonfire tho' ...
"nice car ... I've just been out and bought one today"
"Oh, what have you got?"
"Porsche 997"
<thinks> "Bugger ... boohoo ... wahhhhaaahhhh"
brand spankin' new .. my first new car that I have paid for too (I have had many company cars)
.. the dweebs (dealers) have on gone and managed to lose one of the keys!
Between getting it delivered and giving it to me ... "Hells Teeth!" as a friend of mine would say ...
I don't know what sh1t they paint on the tyres but it looks like engine oil and I have little spots of it up the bodywork ... day 1 and I have to get the sponge out.
Anyhoo ... drives alright ... pretty pokey for a diesel /auto
The cruise control is a bit confusing as it has cruise and speedtronic on the same stalk and I haven't figure out WTF speedtronic is for yet ... waiting for that lightbulb moment
Had a neighbour pee on my bonfire tho' ...
"nice car ... I've just been out and bought one today"
"Oh, what have you got?"
"Porsche 997"
<thinks> "Bugger ... boohoo ... wahhhhaaahhhh"