New Stallion Cant Wait

[vitalspark]

Hi All,
Havent posted here for a while as I sold my 03 SL500 and have been trying to get a hold of a decent SL55.
Now Done and awaiting delivery in about 10 days.

So its out with the old:-(

and in with the new

 

[anyweb]

lucky you

 

[100%Bitch]

That's it, I'm jealous!

 

[vitalspark]

I just decided life’s to fecking short..................................................................... Its unbelievable to think that I nearly bought a 911 turbo

 

[anyweb]

i'd like some of your money, i can hardly afford new tires let alone a rust free new merc

 

[vitalspark]

i'd like some of your money, i can hardly afford new tires let alone a rust free new merc

Then you would just be as miserable and unhappy as I am :wink::wink:

 

[100%Bitch]

I think I'd like to be miserable. Mind you, there are some who think I am already.

 

[JEZ.S320L]

i'd like some of your money, i can hardly afford new tires let alone a rust free new merc

Rust free? For how long I wonder - just look at what happened to poor Helen.!

 

[vitalspark]

I think I'd like to be miserable. Mind you, there are some who think I am already.

Cheers QB...............Im sure your just hormonal:wink::wink::wink:

 

[vitalspark]

just look at what happened to poor Helen.!

Who's Helen (or Alice I hear you all shout from your drawing rooms) and should the police know about her

 

[JEZ.S320L]

Who's Helen (or Alice I hear you all shout from your drawing rooms) and should the police know about her

Rest assured, Helen is WELL known to the Constabulary.

Helen is on the 'Most Wanted' list as the one with a Rusty Undercarriage. AKA '100% Bitch' - so, gather your children up close to you, and don't let them go out alone when it's dark.!!

You have been warned.!

p.s. Helen was perfectly well-behaved - until she discovered the dreaded 'R.U.S.T'. Since then? Nightmare.!!!!

 

[100%Bitch]

Hey VS, what are you doing with your old one? How many miles? Any RUST?

 

[vitalspark]

Hey VS, what are you doing with your old one? How many miles? Any RUST?

Hey Helen,
It had 22k miles, only rust was on the owner me!!
Although you'll be happy to hear it went to another Bitch called Nicky from a place called Verbier...............
probabily with hormonal issues as well

 

[Nige 57]

I just decided life’s to fecking short..................................................................... Its unbelievable to think that I nearly bought a 911 turbo

Why the feck didn't you.....at least it's got a fecking roof

 

[vitalspark]

Why the feck didn't you.....at least it's got a fecking roof

Fells like a VDUB nuf said....... the inteiror is made of sh#te and its only got 420-475 hp .
Its a wheeli bin on steriods and I wanted a car............

 

[Nige 57]

Fells like a VDUB nuf said....... the inteiror is made of sh#te and its only got 420-475 hp .
Its a wheeli bin on steriods and I wanted a car............

Just put the wife's wheeli bin in the garage......hope it's not too pumped up in the morning because she's bound to scrape it