Oh Lord Won't You Buy Me ........

[hawk20]

TOP TWENTY THINGS WOMEN DESIRE IN A MAN

1. at least 5' 10"
2. good looking
3. 12.5 stone in weight
4. earns more than £30,000
5. blue eyes
6. short dark brown hair
7. medium build
8. BA degree
9. never been married
10. no children
11. 3 previous serious relationships
12. clean shaven
13. drives a silver Mercedes
14. enjoys cinema
15. likes eating out
16. has had fewer than 6 sexual partners
17. owns a £300,000 house
18. non smoker
19. dislikes football
20. likes pets

 

[hawk20]

That is according to a national newspaper today.

 

[Ashley H]

Oh! So they don't want much then...

 

[shadowninja]

And all we want is a pair of legs and big "tits", apparently.

 

[shadowninja]

Let's break down each one.

1. at least 5' 10"

That's probably average height for Westerners, so fine.

2. good looking

Above the norm, then.

3. 12.5 stone in weight

Maximum, I assume. This country is swelling. Women are also swelling. Not necessarily something they are going to get and a guy who is under this weight possibly won't be interested in them

4. earns more than £30,000

Above the norm.

5. blue eyes

Not as common as you'd think.

6. short dark brown hair

Quite common in this country.

7. medium build

Ah, so not slim. Ignore my comment in (3)

8. BA degree

Well, they're handing them out like Smarties so an easy one. Unless you do a science.

9. never been married

They appear to be painting a picture of an early 30s guy, so it is possible; also many aren't bothering with marriage and just living together. Is there a difference for a single woman if someone was living with a woman for say 8 years but not married?

10. no children

Hm should be possible if guy in early 30s.

11. 3 previous serious relationships

Dead on, not more or less? Possible.

12. clean shaven

not a problem

13. drives a silver Mercedes

not a car generally chosen by the younger male

14. enjoys cinema

well, a common "pastime" so easy enough

15. likes eating out

see 14

16. has had fewer than 6 sexual partners

hahahahahaha in this country?

17. owns a £300,000 house

hahahahahahaha in this country? btw is that with mortgage or actually owns it outright?

18. non smoker

well they're onto a winner what with the recent law

19. dislikes football

hahahaha see 16

20. likes pets

Possible, more likely dogs so they'd better not be a cat lady.

Despite all this, a lot of them will still date someone who's just a complete tosser rather than using this 20 point checklist!

 

[hawk20]

Here’s a link to the Daily Mail version of the story:-
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=508624&in_page_id=1879

He should be cleanshaven, good-looking and drive a silver Mercedes. And most important of all, more than 5ft 10in.
Height is apparently more important than looks to women looking for Mr Right, a survey claims.
With blue eyes, short darkbrown hair and medium build, the ideal candidate would appear to be film star Jake Gyllenhaal.
Does he drive a Mercedes?

 

[Micman]

1. at least 5' 10" ...tick
2. good looking ...tick (even if i do say so myself)
3. 12.5 stone in weight ... tick (give or take a stone)
4. earns more than £30,000 ...tick
5. blue eyes ...tick
6. short dark brown hair ... well light brown / blonde
7. medium build ...tick
8. BA degree .... similar - Diploma
9. never been married ...tick
10. no children ...tick
11. 3 previous serious relationships ...tick
12. clean shaven ...tick
13. drives a silver Mercedes ...tick (well it's black which is actually much better!! lol)
14. enjoys cinema ...tick
15. likes eating out ...tick
16. has had fewer than 6 sexual partners ...tick
17. owns a £300,000 house ...tick
18. non smoker ...tick
19. dislikes football ...tick
20. likes pets ...tick

mmm not bad score.... but sorry, I've been snapped up - i'm happily married!

)

 

[c955]

Says it all

 

[Schtum]

7th from bottom, again. Was this anything to do with JD Power?

 

[television]

Non of the above has done me much good

 

[hawk20]

Non of the above has done me much good

I thought you'd been selected as the perfect mate more than once?