Oh No! Christmas Thread! What is the worst Christmas decorated car you've ever seen?

[Hanz]

As I'm getting all Christmasy, can't help it as the lights are put up in the towns I visit and I run my little giftware company and I'm preparing for Christmas on that. Notice the snowflakes on my site!

Anyway it reminded me of people "decorating" their cars for Christmas....

My ex has a small Austin mini van..... And in a moment of his stupidity decided it would look cool with outside coloured lanterns all over it and spray snow...

Anyone else had any experiences or run-ins with serious Christmassers!?

 

[ba9rn]

Not seen any, nor do I have any intention of doing it either (bah humbug), but this is the stuff you'll need!:

http://fcled.en.alibaba.com/product...pplicative_Products/Car_Decorating_Light.html

 

[Hanz]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ELECTROLUMINE...0QQihZ009QQcategoryZ28646QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

So you won't be buying one of these?

Or these:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI....ryProximity&refwidgettype=cross_promot_widget

 

[OmniCognateNeutronRangler]

I have a yearning for some blue tinsel around the radiator grill. Nothing too gross. I'm a big kid about Christmas, can't get enough of it.

mind you, it's not officially Christmas until the "holidays are coming" coke advert is on the TV

 

[Hanz]

I have a yearning for some blue tinsel around the radiator grill. Nothing too gross. I'm a big kid about Christmas, can't get enough of it.

mind you, it's not officially Christmas until the "holidays are coming" coke advert is on the TV

Holidays have already arrived at A Little Touch Of Magic! lol

How about some Baulbals (?! how you spell it ?!) from the front star?

I could attach tinsel the roof rack. A Baulbal on the ariel, tinsel on the handles..! Argh... I might actually decorate my car just because it will look awful, take a photo, and dismantle my efforts...

 

[BarryG]

Holidays have already arrived at A Little Touch Of Magic! lol

How about some Baulbals (?! how you spell it ?!) from the front star?

I could attach tinsel the roof rack. A Baulbal on the ariel, tinsel on the handles..! Argh... I might actually decorate my car just because it will look awful, take a photo, and dismantle my efforts...

Methinks the lady is trying to have someones BAUBLES hanging from her rear view mirror
Or tinsel tangled in the engine, requiring another session in B&Q car park?


Or her own design airfreshener

Barry

 

[Hanz]

Lol...

I saw some great baulbles in Ann Summers the other day, you can guess what was painted on them. Not sure if they'd be suitable when Grandma comes over for Christmas dinner....

 

[OmniCognateNeutronRangler]

I shant ask what you were doing in Ann Summers, but where you looking for the afore mentioned plug-ins fot the car?

ok, too far. I think I need to go away now....

 

[Hanz]

I had a few thoughts on Christmas earlier...

The huge fat dead bird you put in the oven and spend about 10 days preparing for... Next year you're tempted to put your roadkill in the oven instead and see if the family notice the difference because you burn it anyway

- The endless Christmas tat that gets put up every year round the home for one day, then you have 12 days to be arsed to take it down and climb back into the loft so it collects dust again and smells like decay.

- The January credit card bill that makes you want to strangle yourself with the remaining tinsel you forgot to put in the Christmas box

- Hoovering sodding pine cones off the floor every morning and night because you have a dead tree as "decoration" in front room more tarted up than your gay uncle out on a Saturday night at the homosexual caberet bar.

- Finding bulbs in Woolworths for your lights because one bulb is {censored} and the lights won't work without it

- Overplaying Christmas songs on the radio till you wish to choke on turkey stew.

- Watching idiots turn their houses into what resembles a fairground ride then laughing when they recieve their electricity bill for December.

- Watching / or becoming the ****ed family member who embarrases themselves at the Christmas meal.

- Mad late night shopping because you forgot that your sister has 3 daughters not 2 because she's just annouced she's pregnant, again...

- The Christmas drink drive adverts. The park Christmas catalouge adverts, and who can forget Woolworthes and Boots.

- Going to Boots and buying 2 presents, and treating yourself to the free one in the 3 for 2 offer.

- Almost setting yourself on fire with the Christmas pudding.

- Recieving grandmas present, and trying to look like you actually really needed another flowery 2007 diary...(and being suprised she remembered the right year this time round..)

- Watching the fat uncle eat and eat and pondering how many scoops of Pudding he can actually eat. Make bets for added fun...

- Chitty Chitty bang bang, Grandma repeats till boredom how much of a good film it is and how the whole family should watch it again, this year.

That's what Christmas is all about...Scrouge ? Yes?

 

[Hanz]

I shant ask what you were doing in Ann Summers, but where you looking for the afore mentioned plug-ins fot the car?

ok, too far. I think I need to go away now....

They don't do the plug ins

Slight distraction from driving don't you think? Maybe I should invest in privacy glass.

 

[OmniCognateNeutronRangler]

nnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhh

not sure my blood pressure can take this. Have a good one Hannah, my battery (on the laptop) is about to go flat and I can't be bothered to find the power lead.

TTFN

 

[BarryG]

I had a few thoughts on Christmas earlier...

The huge fat dead bird you put in the oven and spend about 10 days preparing for... Next year you're tempted to put your roadkill in the oven instead and see if the family notice the difference because you burn it anyway

- The endless Christmas tat that gets put up every year round the home for one day, then you have 12 days to be arsed to take it down and climb back into the loft so it collects dust again and smells like decay.

- The January credit card bill that makes you want to strangle yourself with the remaining tinsel you forgot to put in the Christmas box

- Hoovering sodding pine cones off the floor every morning and night because you have a dead tree as "decoration" in front room more tarted up than your gay uncle out on a Saturday night at the homosexual caberet bar.

- Finding bulbs in Woolworths for your lights because one bulb is {censored} and the lights won't work without it

- Overplaying Christmas songs on the radio till you wish to choke on turkey stew.

- Watching idiots turn their houses into what resembles a fairground ride then laughing when they recieve their electricity bill for December.

- Watching / or becoming the ****ed family member who embarrases themselves at the Christmas meal.

- Mad late night shopping because you forgot that your sister has 3 daughters not 2 because she's just annouced she's pregnant, again...

- The Christmas drink drive adverts. The park Christmas catalouge adverts, and who can forget Woolworthes and Boots.

- Going to Boots and buying 2 presents, and treating yourself to the free one in the 3 for 2 offer.

- Almost setting yourself on fire with the Christmas pudding.

- Recieving grandmas present, and trying to look like you actually really needed another flowery 2007 diary...(and being suprised she remembered the right year this time round..)

- Watching the fat uncle eat and eat and pondering how many scoops of Pudding he can actually eat. Make bets for added fun...

- Chitty Chitty bang bang, Grandma repeats till boredom how much of a good film it is and how the whole family should watch it again, this year.

That's what Christmas is all about...Scrouge ? Yes?

Didnt know you knew my family, dont think my wife would be to pleased with the huge fat bird comment though Plus I had to buy a huge cooker to fit her in.

Barry

 

[Hanz]

Didnt know you knew my family, dont think my wife would be to pleased with the huge fat bird comment though Plus I had to buy a huge cooker to fit her in.

Barry

*biting toungue right now*

*thinking*

No, I can't type that.

 

[BarryG]

*biting toungue right now*

*thinking*

No, I can't type that.

The question on everyones lips now is whos tongue?????

 

[Hanz]

I'm alone.

 

[daveenty]

Not really, still browsing yet

 

[Hanz]

Mwahahah! You're in the thread

 

[Stircrazy]

Yes me too......

I had a few thoughts on Christmas earlier...

The huge fat dead bird you put in the oven and spend about 10 days preparing for... Next year you're tempted to put your roadkill in the oven instead and see if the family notice the difference because you burn it anyway

- The endless Christmas tat that gets put up every year round the home for one day, then you have 12 days to be arsed to take it down and climb back into the loft so it collects dust again and smells like decay.

- The January credit card bill that makes you want to strangle yourself with the remaining tinsel you forgot to put in the Christmas box

- Hoovering sodding pine cones off the floor every morning and night because you have a dead tree as "decoration" in front room more tarted up than your gay uncle out on a Saturday night at the homosexual caberet bar.

- Finding bulbs in Woolworths for your lights because one bulb is {censored} and the lights won't work without it

- Overplaying Christmas songs on the radio till you wish to choke on turkey stew.

- Watching idiots turn their houses into what resembles a fairground ride then laughing when they recieve their electricity bill for December.

- Watching / or becoming the ****ed family member who embarrases themselves at the Christmas meal.

- Mad late night shopping because you forgot that your sister has 3 daughters not 2 because she's just annouced she's pregnant, again...

- The Christmas drink drive adverts. The park Christmas catalouge adverts, and who can forget Woolworthes and Boots.

- Going to Boots and buying 2 presents, and treating yourself to the free one in the 3 for 2 offer.

- Almost setting yourself on fire with the Christmas pudding.

- Recieving grandmas present, and trying to look like you actually really needed another flowery 2007 diary...(and being suprised she remembered the right year this time round..)

- Watching the fat uncle eat and eat and pondering how many scoops of Pudding he can actually eat. Make bets for added fun...

- Chitty Chitty bang bang, Grandma repeats till boredom how much of a good film it is and how the whole family should watch it again, this year.

That's what Christmas is all about...Scrouge ? Yes?

I thought that was very well written.

Is it original?

May I ask?

 

[Hanz]

It's actually what I made up. Believe or not, but I was pretty proud of it.

 

[daveenty]

Yep......won't be decorating the motor though. No tinsel on the aerial (no aerial) nothing round the mirrors either. (Don't even do the house any more)

Sounds pretty bleak, but I actually prefer it this way

Where I now live (all the older end by me) not many others bother either.

Bah Humbug? ......Not really, though I can take it or leave it



(Just re-read this and deleted the more miserable bits....depressing myself now )