SLK bodykit

[shadowninja]

Not to everyone's taste but I couldn't resist commenting on this:

Looks so 'ard, it'd stare at you, spill your pint, steal your pocket money, flush your head down the toilet, punch you in the face AND snog your girlfriend as you look on.

 

[100%Bitch]

You could even put the AMG badge on it that's in your signature!!!!!!!!!!!!:wink:

 

[shadowninja]

I'm sure it'd have it etched in the paintwork rather than stuck on... it's that 'ard!

 

[television]

With a few brushes under the front apron, you could use it as a road sweeper

 

[100%Bitch]

Is this any better?

 

[television]

Is this any better?

Is that a 129½

 

[100%Bitch]

It's gruesome isn't it?

 

[television]

It's gruesome isn't it?

Like a good woman, these things are best left they way the came from the factory

 

[100%Bitch]

Like a good woman, these things are best left they way the came from the factory

But what happens if you get a really BAD woman? - Do you put a body kit on her?

 

[television]

But what happens if you get a really BAD woman? - Do you put a body kit on her?

Nope, someone will love her for what she is

 

[shadowninja]

ouch that's bad. what is also silly is that the interior won't match the pointy modern (if ugly) exterior. (refering to the car, not a woman!)

 

[television]

ouch that's bad. what is also silly is that the interior won't match the pointy modern (if ugly) exterior. (refering to the car, not a woman!)

I will have to come back in the morning when my head is clear