'Mmmmm',us people new to Mercs,oh well what can I say,I'll try that,I didnt even give that thought.
mind you reminds me (I wasn't going tell anyone this,but what h*ll
,if you cant slagg yourself who can you slagg!).When I first got the Astra I went to get a battery in it,when I came out, the cabin light was on,all the time,I thought "good god what have they did,all they did was replace a damm battery",so away I went down to the garage again,"what all this I said rant,rant,rant, then out comes a "pizza faced youth","have you had the car long, he said",nope!,bearly a week,he reached in with his hand and pushed the headlight switch in,he said "there, you pull it out for on and push back in for off".
Honestly Iv'e never felt such a pratt (I will from refrain from swearing) in all my life,but thats the kind of things that happen to you when your starting out in motoring I suppose,eh!,.
And I'll bet there's countless others out have very similar things,ahh,isn't life just wonderfull!!.
I remember when I was college and one of lecturers said "remember these simple words "RTFM",needless to say we were all saying "what the h*ll
is talking about",and were all looking through our leaflets like madmen.
Then one guy said "I cant find that "RTFM" word anywhere",the lecuturer said "no! you wont find it,just "READ THE F*****G MANUAL!!!",I thought that was pretty good.So Dave yep!,your right,but they dont tell you everything!!.
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