wife cooked engine

[avro]

she was comming from gravesend so she would have passed your location sounded like a russian T34 tank going by

 

[avro]

you cannot shout at her ,after all she is only a woman they dont understand mechanical things as we do .just kiss her say there there ,and next time she is baking a cake .turn the oven up a few degrees and say nowt

made me chuckle

 

[Rory]

luckily she wasnt driving my MB,but a V8 in to a (sorry about the swear word) matiz.
now that would be interesting

A Matiz? It's a bit mean of you to make her drive one of those - she's probably tried to kill it on purpose.

 

[brianbrian]

Well at least she was not hurt? was she. Hope this helps

 

[avro]

she keeps parking the matiz next to the MB and saying " not much different " (well same colour silver).
i could give up the will to live trying to get her understand just how different they are

 

[star]

she keeps parking the matiz next to the MB and saying " not much different " (well same colour silver).
i could give up the will to live trying to get her understand just how different they are

Buy her the matiz and when she complains, quote "not much difference"

 

[Xtractorfan]

A Matiz? It's a bit mean of you to make her drive one of those - she's probably tried to kill it on purpose.

For some unknown reason or other this came into my head this morning as I was looking round the room for lost sleep..