Why women cannot fix cars

[television]

And nothing to do with the finger nails

 

[Silver_Star]

Hasn't she heard of a 'Jack'

 

[antijam]

She seems though to have a couple of exceptional..err..qualifications.....

 

[Naraic]

Omg.......

 

[Top Cat]

Did nobody deactivate the airbags first then?

:lol:

 

[47p2]

They are however very good at cleaning your car wheels

 

[Naraic]

Dirty boy...

 

[Oarsman]

Mmmm...but clean wheels.

 

[Chrishazle]

Somebody forgot to tell her not to inflate the lifting bags until she was under the car!

Now, Lizzie is bound to get her tuts out over this lot, but let's see her come up with an emoticon / smilie that's suitable!!

 

[ssc]

ROFL ...Don't be to harsh.... may be she's applying silicone the give away.... BMW special tool (part nos#120578777) strapped on her chest.... just read up and she requires an assistant to squeeze the silicone dispensers very delicately to get even application.

 

[dizzy lizzy]

ha

ha what can I say - I'm jealous

 

[100%Bitch]

ROFL ...Don't be to harsh.... may be she's applying silicone the give away.... BMW special tool (part nos#120578777) strapped on her chest.... just read up and she requires an assistant to squeeze the silicone dispensers very delicately to get even application.

Isn't the part number likely to be 819 80085?

 

[dizzy lizzy]

Isn't the part number likely to be 819 80085?

clever

 

[47p2]

Isn't the part number likely to be 819 80085?

I thought that was her phone number

 

[dizzy lizzy]

I thought that was her phone number

have you been trying to ring it then -

 

[47p2]

Yes, for the past hour, I eventually got through but was a call centre in the far east who were selling double glazing and fitted kitchens

 

[dizzy lizzy]

Yes, for the past hour, I eventually got through but was a call centre in the far east who were selling double glazing and fitted kitchens

it was a booby trap

 

[47p2]

I've found the right number :lol: :lol: :lol:


816 80085

 

[C180 Chris]

Isn't the part number likely to be 819 80085?

I bet you used to write 'shell oil' on calculators too

 

[ssc]

Isn't the part number likely to be 819 80085?

Apologies for getting it wrong I'm just a man and tools like that excite me.....
further research shows that this is BMW's equivalent to Mercs "Star Diagnostics" however it is to diagnose faults within BM male drivers, I'll let you all know what adaptor is best suited for connection after I've read the manual... No wonder BM sales is higher than MB