ferrarilover
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- W208 CLK230K Cabriolet
Hullo all,
Since there doesn't seem to be a place for 'new guy introductions', I thought I'd bore you all to death with my life story in a bespoke thread.
I'm Matt, 25, living in Devon and I collect my W208 CLK230K cabriolet (henceforth, to save valuable time, to be known as 'the car') in dark red with the cream leather, hopefully, tomorrow.
As soon as this forum allows, I will be PMing Television and a couple of others who live in Devon to see if any of them are local to me, since I am to engineering what Stephen Hawking is to the triple jump, yet I am about to splurge £6000 on a 12 year old car.
I'm coming from the hot hatch market, my beloved Focus ST in Electric Orange with all the toys and more power than is strictly necessary or sensible will be going to make way for my sedate pensioner-mobile.
As a final word of warning, I am awfully friendly, and everything I say is a joke, no matter how mean it sounds, I'm ex-military you see, that sort of humour never leaves. So anything I say to you, dear reader, which appears to be scathing or unkind, just imagine me saying it to my Sainted mother with an impish grin adorning my face (you may not want to picture the remainder of the face for health and safety reasons) and you won't go far wrong.
So, that's me, I look forward to blighting your lives with my innane ramblings.
Matt.
Since there doesn't seem to be a place for 'new guy introductions', I thought I'd bore you all to death with my life story in a bespoke thread.
I'm Matt, 25, living in Devon and I collect my W208 CLK230K cabriolet (henceforth, to save valuable time, to be known as 'the car') in dark red with the cream leather, hopefully, tomorrow.
As soon as this forum allows, I will be PMing Television and a couple of others who live in Devon to see if any of them are local to me, since I am to engineering what Stephen Hawking is to the triple jump, yet I am about to splurge £6000 on a 12 year old car.
I'm coming from the hot hatch market, my beloved Focus ST in Electric Orange with all the toys and more power than is strictly necessary or sensible will be going to make way for my sedate pensioner-mobile.
As a final word of warning, I am awfully friendly, and everything I say is a joke, no matter how mean it sounds, I'm ex-military you see, that sort of humour never leaves. So anything I say to you, dear reader, which appears to be scathing or unkind, just imagine me saying it to my Sainted mother with an impish grin adorning my face (you may not want to picture the remainder of the face for health and safety reasons) and you won't go far wrong.
So, that's me, I look forward to blighting your lives with my innane ramblings.
Matt.